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>She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and

>suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her

>things.

>

>On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining

 

>room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music, and feasted

>on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of Chardonnay.

>

>

>When she had finished, she went into each and every room and deposited a

>few half-eaten shrimp shells, dipped in caviar, into the hollow of the

curtain

>rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned

>with his new girlfriend, all was bliss for the first few days.

>Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning and

 

>mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents, and

 

>carpets were steam cleaned. Air fresheners were hung everywhere.

>

>Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they

>had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace

>the expensive wool carpeting.

>

>Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit... Repairmen refused

>to work in the house...The maid quit... Finally, they could not take the

>stench any longer and decided to move.

>

>A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, They could

not

>find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out, and eventually even the

 

>local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow

a

>huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

>

>The ex-wife called the man, and asked how things were going. He told her

>the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely, and said that she

>missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce her divorce

>settlement in exchange for getting the house back...

>

>Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on price

>that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth...But only if she

>were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed, and within the hour,

his

>lawyers delivered the paperwork.

>

>A week later, the man and his new girlfriend stood smirking as they

watched

>the moving company pack everything to take to their new home..

>...including the curtain rods.

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ROFL, that is hilarious [img]<___base_url___>/uploads/emoticons/default_laugh.png[/img]
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