Merry Xmas from the linux-noob.com team

[enigma]

We would like to take this time to wish you all a very merry christmas, may the holidays bring you the best of happiness and joy...

[P38]

Merry Christmas everyone.

 

This Christmas season, keep the following in mind.

 

If you have food in the refrigerator, clothes on your back, a roof overhead and a place to sleep ... You are richer than 75% of the world.

 

If you have money in the bank, in your wallet, and some spare change in a dish some place ... You are among the top 8% of the worlds most wealthy.

 

If you woke up this morning with more health than illness .. You are more blessed than the million who will not survive this week.

 

If you have never expericeced the danger of battle, the loneliness of imprisonment, the agony of torture, or the pangs of starvation ... You are ahead of 500 million people in the world.

 

If you can attend a church meeting without fear of harassment, arrest, torture, or death ... You are more blessed than three billion people in the world.

 

If your parents are still alive and still married ... You are very rare, even in the United States.

 

If you hold up your head with a smile on your face and are truly thankful ... You are more blessed because the majority can, but most do not.

 

If you can hold someone's hand, hug them or even touch them on the sholder ... You are blessed because you can offer healing touch.

 

If you can read this message, you just received a double blessing that someone was thinking of you, and furthermore ... You are more blessed than over two billion people in the world that cannot read at all.

 

Have a good day, count your blessings and pass this along to remind everyone else how blessed we all are.

 

 

Wish you a holy, happy and Merry Christmas

 

 

P38

 

I wish i could take credit for writing this, but I received it from a friend who received it from another friend.

[anyweb]

yes, happy christmas to everyone and to all your families, lets hope its a peaceful, restful and enjoyable christmas for all

 

cheers

 

anyweb

[P38]

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Holiday Greetings (Politically correct version)

 

GREETINGS:

 

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes

for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress,

non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice

holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the

religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your

choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or

traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or

secular traditions at all, and a fiscally successful, personally

fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of

the generally accepted calendar year 2005, but not without due

respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose

contributions to society have helped make this country great, (not

to imply that this country is necessarily greater than any other

country) and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical

ability, religious faith, or sexual preference of the wishee.

 

Legal Terms and Conditions:

By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms. This greeting

is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with

no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher

to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, and is

void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of

the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the

usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the

issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and

warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish

at the sole discretion of the wisher.

 

In other words, Happy Holidays!

 

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