2005-04-15, 02:55 PM
The packie, looking for a job:
- Do you have a job for me?
- Ofcourse, you can become Manager in Volvo, free car and great salary and alot more.
- You are joking with me!?
- Yes, but you started it!
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A jew and a Swedish guy were sitting in the sauna when the hew said:
- I see that you too are circumsised.
- Circumsised? said the Swedish guy. In Sweden we call it 'being worn out'
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The teacher:
- Name a few human organs that we have two of!
-Ears, eyes, the kids respond.
- Penis!, little Karl says.
- But Karl, not even you boys have two of those?
- My father has! One small one that he pee's with and one big that he brushes mum's teeth with.
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*ewww*