2005-05-01, 10:16 PM
Lifesavers
A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders
using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of
lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and
flavor.
The children began to say:
Red............cherry
Yellow.........lemon
Green.......lime
Orange.........orange
Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for
a few minutes none of the children could identify the taste. "Well" he said,
"I'll give you a clue. It's what your mother might sometimes call your
father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled,
"Oh, my God! They're assholes!"