2005-05-01, 10:30 PM
A US Air Force C-141 is scheduled to leave Thule Air Base, Greenland
at midnight.
During the pilot's preflight check, he discovers that the latrine holding
tank is still full from the last flight. So a message is sent to the base,
and an airman who was off duty is called out to take care of it.
The young man finally gets to the air base and makes his way to the
aircraft, only to find that the latrine pump truck has been left outdoors
and is frozen solid, so he must find another one in the hangar, which
takes even more time. He returns to the aircraft and is less than
enthusiastic about what he has to do. Nevertheless, he goes about
the pumping job deliberately and carefully (and slowly) so as to not
risk criticism later.
As he's leaving the plane, the pilot stops him and says, "Son, your
attitude and performance has caused this flight to be late, and I'm
going to personally see to it that you are not just reprimanded, but
punished."
Shivering in the cold, his task finished, he takes a deep breath,
stands up tall and says, "Sir, with all due respect, I'm not your son;
I'm an Airman in the United States Air Force. I've been in Thule,
Greenland for 11 months without any leave, and reindeer are
beginning to look pretty good to me. I have one stripe; it's two-
thirty in the morning, the temperature is 40 degrees below zero
and my job here is to pump shit from your aircraft. Now, just
exactly what form of punishment did you have in mind? "