2005-05-03, 06:08 PM
A husband and wife are getting ready for bed.
The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look
at herself. "You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see
an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above
my waist, my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms
are all flabby"
She turns to her husband and says.....
"Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself".
He thinks about it for a bit and then says "well......there's nothing wrong
with your eyesight!"
