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Women are so sensitive :-) - P38 - 2005-05-01
Ralph returns from his annual physical and tells his wife that the doctor has given
him he has only 24 hours to live. Given this prognosis, Ralph asks his wife if they can
make love. Naturally, she agrees.
About six hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says, "Honey, you know, I
have only 18 more hours to live. Could we please do it one more time?"
Of course, the wife agrees and they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes he now has
only 8 hours left. He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey, please... just
one more time before I die ?" she says, "Of course, dear."
And they make love for the third time. After this session, the wife rolls over and
falls asleep. Ralph, however, worried about his impending death, tosses & turns
until he's down to 4 more hours.
Panicy now, he taps his wife. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we
could.....?"
At this point the wife sits up and says, "Damn it, Ralph, I have to get up in the
morning --- you don't!!"