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Signs of the times - P38 - 2005-05-01
On a Septic Tank Truck in Oregon -- Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
On a Septic Tank Truck sign -- We're #1 in the #2 business.
Sign over a Gynecologist's Office -- Dr. Jones, at your cervix.
At a Proctologist's door -- To expedite your visit please back in.
On a Plumber's truck -- We repair what your husband fixed.
On a Plumber's truck -- Don't sleep with a drip. Call your Plumber.
Pizza Shop Slogan -- 7 days without pizza makes one weak.
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee -- Invite us to your next blowout.
On a Plastic Surgeon's Office door -- Hello. Can we pick your nose?
At a Towing company -- We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
On an Electrician's truck -- Let us remove your shorts.
In a Nonsmoking Area -- If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
On a Maternity Room door -- Push. Push. Push.
At an Optometrist's Office -- If you don't see what you're looking for you've come to the right place.
On a Taxidermist's window -- We really know our stuff.
In a Podiatrist's office -- Time wounds all heels.
On a Fence -- Salesmen welcome!
Dog food is expensive -- At a Car Dealership.
The best way to get back on your feet -- miss a car payment.
Outside a Muffler Shop -- No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.
In a Veterinarian's waiting room -- Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
At the Electric Company -- We would be delighted if you send in your payment. However, if you don't, you will be.
In a Restaurant window -- Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up.
In the front yard of a Funeral Home -- Drive carefully. We'll wait.
At a Propane Filling Station, Thank heaven for little grills.
And don't forget the sign at a Chicago Radiator Shop -- Best place in town to take a leak.