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A Lesson in Etiquette - P38 - 2005-05-10 During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her students, "If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her? Mike replies, "Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss." The teacher says, "That would be very rude and improper on your part." Charlie replies, "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in a minute." The teacher says, "That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet'' during a meal, is unpleasant." Little Johnny raises his hand and says, "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom, I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner." The teacher fainted! A Lesson in Etiquette - z0ny - 2005-05-10 Hahahah! [img]<___base_url___>/uploads/emoticons/default_laugh.png[/img] A Lesson in Etiquette - znx - 2005-05-11 [img]<___base_url___>/uploads/emoticons/default_laugh.png[/img] where do you get these.. hehehehe A Lesson in Etiquette - FluKex - 2005-05-12 keep em coming, these are jokes A Lesson in Etiquette - znx - 2005-05-12 i think we need to retitle P38 to Jokemiester A Lesson in Etiquette - lerum - 2005-05-14 HAHA :P[img]<___base_url___>/uploads/emoticons/default_laugh.png[/img] |