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A college professor was doing a study testing the senses of first graders

using a bowl of lifesavers. He gave all the children the same kind of

lifesavers, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and

flavor.

 

The children began to say:

 

Red............cherry

Yellow.........lemon

Green.......lime

Orange.........orange

 

 

Finally the professor gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them for

a few minutes none of the children could identify the taste. "Well" he said,

"I'll give you a clue. It's what your mother might sometimes call your

father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out and yelled,

"Oh, my God! They're assholes!"