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How To Impress A Woman --

 

* Wine her,

 

* Dine her,

 

* Call her,

 

* Hug her,

 

* Support her,

 

* Hold her,

 

* Surprise her,

 

* Compliment her,

 

* Smile at her,

 

* Listen to her,

 

* Laugh with her,

 

* Cry with her,

 

* Romance her,

 

* Encourage her,

 

* Believe in her,

 

* Pray with her,

 

* Pray for her,

 

* Cuddle with her,

 

* Shop with her,

 

* Give her jewelry,

 

* Buy her flowers,

 

* Hold her hand,

 

* Write love letters to her,

 

* Go to the end of the Earth and back again for her.

 

 

How to impress a man:

 

* Show up naked

 

* Bring chicken wings

 

* Don't block the TV

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Quote:How to impress a man:* Show up naked

* Bring chicken wings

* Don't block the TV
 

and IN THAT ORDER

 

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